[-] [email protected] 102 points 3 months ago

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

[-] [email protected] 265 points 3 months ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

[-] [email protected] 183 points 3 months ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

[-] [email protected] 155 points 6 months ago

Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

[-] [email protected] 106 points 7 months ago

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

[-] [email protected] 195 points 8 months ago

Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 8 months ago

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago

So, who is providing the software? Because that's who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I'll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

[-] [email protected] 101 points 8 months ago

You got me good, laughed my face off.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

[-] [email protected] 192 points 9 months ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

[-] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 208 points 10 months ago

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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