Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I'd have to keep repeating it until you do.

I have a cleaner joke, but it's a bit dirty

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

I have a logistics joke, but it's delayed.

I have an incomplete joke, but

I have a marketing joke, but it’s my job

I have a management consulting joke, but I can only tell you for 2000/day + 20% cost

I have a software engineer joke, but it’s still compiling