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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had a dream a few nights ago. I was a robot living in a society being taken over by this evil regime that was turning robots into humans. The leader of the regime lured me to the location where they were going to make me human. When he was dramatically revealed from behind the curtain - a split second after I realized I'd been tricked - he started towards me, and I kicked him in the junk as hard as I could!

Which was when I woke myself and my wife up because I'd kicked the shit out of the wall next to the bed. My big toe still hurts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I had a similar thing happen once. I was being annoyed to hell and back by a guy I dislike because he is kind of a twat and dream me decided to just get it over and beat the shit out of him. So I went in for a punch and woke up because as it turns out punching a comode next to your bed with all your might hurts quite a bit. My knuckles were red for 2 days.