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[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I want to know who had the corkscrew.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There was a duck on the train

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I’d say - nobody!

One had liquor and the other popped champagne.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I know this will sound severely alcoholic but for years I carried around a corkscrew just in case. I was kind of traumatized by how I managed to buy a bottle of wine when I was 15 (in Germany wine is legal from age 16) but I had no opener so we tried for hours to push the cork inside with a stick and I did not want to repeat that. It worked but the cork broke and we had very crumbly wine. Don't recommend it.