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[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

This is how we've ended up with 17 different attempts at the fucking Fantastic Four. Each one is shit, and EVERY director thinks that they've got the chops to make it work.

Hollywood...please....fucking stop. It doesn't get better. It's a cursed movie. Stop fucking trying to get the Fantastic Four to work. Just....put the poor thing out of its misery and let it sleep peacefully.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ehh, some of them were to maintain Fox license from Marvel. They were contractually obligated to put out a movie every X years or they lost control of it. Mostly they just wanted something cheap or weird out of the door.

Now that Fox entertainment and Marvel have been gobbled by the mouse, it may not be a problem anymore. They sure got Reid Richards right in that doc strange film, even if he got obliterated on alternative earth.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I still don't think he looked right, but I think it's impossible to make him look right.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Krasinski played him with the right attitude of earned arrogance to my eye. The stretching power looked fine enough too, but yeah, that's always going to look weird in live action.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Krasinski was fine, and I didn't mind the way she spaghettified him, because hex magic does not obey physics. The problem always is that Mr. Fantastic's powers aren't magic, he's just able to elongate and stretch himself. It's barely shown in the movie, as the only time he uses his power is to jump into the frame and reach out to try to grab Wanda after she murders Black Bolt. It is the briefest moment and yet it still doesn't look right, because his arm doesn't thin as it stretches out, and he leans forward when physics would suggest he lean back to counterbalance the shift in his center of gravity.

Every movie featuring Reed Richards has gone out of the way to avoid showing his powers.

The best example I can think of was that one ridiculous scene where Ioan Gruffud fought The Thing, and you can tell they cropped half the fight out of the frame to avoid showing more terrible CGI. Like you just see their heads bobbing around while their arms fight each other off camera, and then it awkwardly pans out to reveal Reed has Ben all tied up.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

You know what would be a great Fantastic Four movie? A tongue-in-cheek film set in the 60s based on the original comics.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah, go full 1960's Batman Camp. Not sure who could play Mr. Fantastic, but whomever is picked should be told to emulate Adam West's complete deadpan delivery.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Exactly! I would love that so much!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Hollywood: "Wellll ok...but we'll need to do just one more to ~~earn more profi~~ close out the story"

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