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[-] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago

always relax

sphincter prompty unclenches

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Master alchemist: You idiot! You can't make a "potion of relaxation" by watering down a paralysis potion! It just takes longer to work.

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