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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a life and he will be alive for the rest of his life.
So true. We are all here for our whole lives.
If the rapture is 15 minutes late then weβre legally allowed to leave
Technically they canβt rapture you if you donβt want to. You made no agreement with them.
I made no agreement on the inbound but here I am idk
Look, weβre all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.
I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.
I would double check your contract, though... There's this guy who's a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he's famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he's not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he'd probably offer a sovereign soul a home.
Oh I was doing a play on those Facebook posts.
This is the best thing I've heard all day
Still in bed, but what a start
Give a fish a man and he will day for a fish.
Give a gay fish and he will Ye all day
that's a good wisdom
Nice reference