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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, no. I don't think I will today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Starburst candy is far too chewy and offensively sweet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I frost my starburst with sugar before I eat it, n00b.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, well, mythical people don't need to worry about hypertension, I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks, SatansMaggotyCumFart.