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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Introducing Paramount Max Plus, now for the low low price of 49.95 per month for the first 6 months!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Afterwards it costs a monthly blood donation + the regular fee 200%

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

which will shortly change its name to "plus max"