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[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

The greatest thing to come from 4chan is an AI generated green text about a bottomless pit, having been trained on real 4chan green texts.

A machine learning algorithm was capable of better humor than the real people that post to that cesspool. Just remember that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Give?

[-] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it bottomless again"

i say "how"

he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's beautiful

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Genuinely the best greentext I've seen in a long time

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I don't get it...

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