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[-] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago

the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Go on, it's just getting good.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

that's making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon's species, and b) how representative he could be.

typically parasites don't survive well without their host.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
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