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Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 06 Oct 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I too encountered fresh poop on the road.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Human?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did not investigate further. It was on the yellow liquid side of the spectrum.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wow. I'm watching a crime show at the moment so I know what to do. Cordon off the area. Question eyewitnesses. Door knock. Swab people for DNA. We can solve this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is going on today?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Seems like an imodium shortage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently jogging can stimulate your bowels and make you suddenly need to poop, so maybe people are getting back into fitness and getting caught short?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

See, I knew there was a reason I have never gone jogging