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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

beep boop

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

-check news-

shit

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

i did a thing today and it went very well

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

From 11:59pm tonight, for one week, due to :top secret reason:, the Breakfast Establishment will be unavailable for First Breakfast. Second Breakfast will continue to be served. Menu will be available at around midnight. Customers are encouraged to submit their order as usual. We apologise for the inconvenience.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

☑️ Groceries
☑️ Bunnings for flyscreen and I bought nothing else
☑️ IKEA. Acquired glow in the dark space curtains.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

If even the Peeler cannot do it, no one can.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

That little ventolin-adjacent pill last night successfully reset my lungs with no observable side effects.
I am coughing like a normal person again.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I’m just going to leave a barrel of ivermectin and some needles here. Help yourself.

🛢️💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

As an enjoyer of Asian mushrooms, having sampled a wide variety of mushrooms from Asia, I can testify that none of the popular Asian mushrooms look remotely like death cap.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

porterhouse steak with mustard seeds mashed potato tonight

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

9am appointment.
1:30pm appointment. A duck ton of money spent during these two.
Possible admin task in the afternoon.
Emotional support for friend in the evening.

I should get up.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I have bravely survived the outside

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baconmash

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