If you dump your shit in one rending, cacophonous blast of poopa then you can avoid staining your starfish
Just use a bidet
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If you dump your shit in one rending, cacophonous blast of poopa then you can avoid staining your starfish
Just use a bidet
I knew there would be a bidet comment. I knew