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Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength
Rogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.
On that type of "seat"?
If the rogue has anything in constitution, and enjoys a butt plug, they will just hang out there... way longer than the other options?
He's trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.
No my dude, that's the bard's version
the bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch
the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon
This is 100% bard hijinks.