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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~Google~~ Deepl's translation of the text in the first pic:

Cat with magical powers

Motif: “Nekozuka,” a tourist attraction in Omaezaki City

A member of the 1st Nyanya Police Force. He is currently stationed at the base because he wants to play with the radar dome.

He is 176 cm tall, or 40 m. He is good at sports, but not good in water.

He is a male.

The second pic:

Sign:

Do not touch

✔️ Line up to take a picture
❌ Delay
❌ Ambiguous items (e.g. model guns)
❌ Touch the staff

Speech bubble

Welcome to KEMOKET!
Welcome to Kemoket!

Text underneath

Self-Defense Recruitment

https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jieikanbosyu/index.html

^Air^ ^Self-Defense^ ^Force^ ^Omaezaki-chi^ ^Kouyatskree^ ^-^ ^"Omaneko"^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that tall? I like it more now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's ambiguous. Either above-average male height (by Japanese standards) or 23 times that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its 10cm more than me, I take it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...or 38.4 m more than you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ah wait, I get it now. Macrofalco moment.