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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (21 children)

Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:

"Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer."

Wrong answers only - what are the six words?

the actual wordsthe words are: "Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?"

Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hackers and bengals? I wouldn't download one of them again noisiest little fuckers out there.

E; here was my bad bwoy. Dude was an arsehole (almost lovable though) just not at 4am.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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Wrong answers only - what are the

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I was thinking along the same lines as you

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

can you retype that I only see *******

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Akshully this is quoted in a Redgum song.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh wow! I don't remember the song, and I'm sure as hell not going to google it!

Edit: DDG was my friend, Yarralumla wine it is!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

See, now I want to know if they’re legal. But I’m not going to type that…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Dispose of body no evidence left