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Is it a giant lactose free 10m diameter pizza?
A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.
What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!
Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.
I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?
Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how
same
we are magic
For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.
I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…
During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.
That tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air
You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset
Woahh, I’m fartin’ air
Woah oh! Lizard on a pear
Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(
Hustle!
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Sounds delicious. 🙂