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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Woahh, I’m fartin’ air

Woah oh! Lizard on a pear