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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

I swear to god if I hear the word "granular" at work today I'm going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.

Just say "detailed". What's wrong with "detailed"?!?!

Ah corporate life. I've missed you lol

Edit: I'm adding the word "artifact" to the list.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I nominate ‘touch base’

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I haven't heard space/lens yet. It won't be long I'm sure.

Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

too much detail 'granular' is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?

Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine is people sulking. I'm so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said "deliver" so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Agreed. I can't fucking stand it. We're not children. If you're annoyed, say something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Damn gibsy, you're starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Granular!
(I'd love a mandarin please)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

start replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago