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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

real men don't clean themselves at all so that their musk is always noticed by everyone in the room they're in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real men are like a bison bull, hairy smelly and they roll around in dirt.

The sad thing is that only bison cows are into that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rolling around in dirt would be an improvement, dirt is honestly fairly hygenic especially compared to enclosed sweaty skin where bacteria has a great time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for the new manscaping craze: Wallowing.