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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

I'd consider from the other direction. If I constantly farted all day, and I had the option of concentrating 99% of those farts into once daily solid waste deposit, I'd be quite excited about the potential of my future social life.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A good regular solid deposit is one of those very important health things that everyone takes for granted till you cant.

Good choice.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Dude for real. I never understood what the deal was with constipation, like ok, you can't poop, so don't poop, what's the problem, just wait for it. And then I hit the last month of my pregnancy and JFC alright. Alright, I get it now. At least I remember getting it for a short period of my life, and I have to constantly remind me of how unpleasant that was. Because I am blessed with the easiest bowel movements of them all. It takes me about as long to poop as it takes me to pee. The consistency is top notch. Not gonna lie, my poops are so nice I wish I could take a picture and put them on my CV as qualification.

But I won't take them for granted anymore. It can change. And I have learned to bear compassion for others.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wish I could take a picture and put them on my CV as qualification.

Do it!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if we're talking about poop or finances here, but it's true either way

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