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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was voting for Washington crackers...to bad that didn't get chosen... I'm sure that'd have been great for your conservative relatives.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

We could have some fun with this.

The Atlanta Confederates: Whites-only team, but by league rule they lose every game they play. It's a matter of pride in their heritage.

The Boston Puritans: No alcohol or swearing allowed in the ballpark, all games must end before dark, and they never play on Sundays.

The San Francisco Ferries (already done in the movie Baseketball).

The New Jersey Hitmen: The team's mascot embodies all the worst Italian-American stereotypes you can imagine.

The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don't take your kids to the game.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don’t take your kids to the game.

Honestly, I find baseball to be boring however when your mascot is Florida Man. I would turn out to watch that.

"For this game, our mascot is a meth addled man who was recently arrested for fighting an gator in Target."

"For the next game, the mascot will be a woman who was found drunk, half-naked shooting ping pongs ball out of their vagina outside of a Chuck-E-Cheese."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The Boston Puritans

I would love to see this. I wonder which Irish mom they're gonna have to tell Mikey to stop swearing at Fenway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The Atlanta Confederates: Whites-only team, but by league rule they lose every game they play. It’s a matter of pride in their heritage.

Rename the Washington Generals to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The Florida Men: famous for all their players committing bizarre crimes.