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It's a bit late but I wouldn't mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.
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Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don't have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn't particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.
Take it up with @[email protected]. I am but a humble servant.
As long as it means those of us who are already at work get more public holiday penalty rates I'm on board.
A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
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I'll have a barber shop thingy pls
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Thanks, I've always wanted to try one of those
crunchy
Unpopular opinion: crunchy is better
A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
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Just like The Laird ๐บ
Um, doesn't seem that there's anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
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A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
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A car jack and some magnesium please chef
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Wonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles