[Installs tons of mods to keep Skyrim relevant]
"Wow, it hasn't aged a day!"
[Pays for wife to get tons of plastic surgery]
"Babe you're as beautiful as when I met you 80 years ago."
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
^other^ ^rules^
[Installs tons of mods to keep Skyrim relevant]
"Wow, it hasn't aged a day!"
[Pays for wife to get tons of plastic surgery]
"Babe you're as beautiful as when I met you 80 years ago."