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Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

I get the others, but what's the significance of 5:23?

Sync for Lemmy is able to do this (and more).

Thankfully, jumping made their shoe laces and pant cuffs rise up.

Ron MF Cobb!
One of the greats of concept art, and a true inspiration.
RIP

Weird.

I'm pretty sure Canoo has everyone but the bike beat.

Apologies to Gary Larson, but this feels better to me.

Especially considering this was found in some of the captured Ruzzian documents:

Twitter is "the only mass platform that could currently be utilized in the U.S."

93 confessed/admitted to, not 38.

Assuming this was around 1994, and adjusting for inflation, it should still be under $2.

I was having a hard time believing this had to be a shit post, so looked it up.
Unless Harvard is in on the joke, this is amazingly true.