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As I pass through the cemetery on my dog walk there’s a couple of crows who often hang around in a certain corner.
In an attempt to befriend them, for the past year or so I’ve been making loud sort of crow noises and leaving a dog treat or two on the top of the same gravestone in the hope of them associating the strange human skwawks with a gift. A few days ago I nearly gave up bothering as it’d never worked but didn’t want to risk it

The crows were not around as is fairly common.
I put a couple of treaty crumbs in the usual spot and when I was about 20 metres further on I checked back and there it was, a gorgeous beautiful crow

Yesterday was the same. No sign of the crows, skwawk, leave treat, skwawk, give Dolly a treat cos she’s cottoned onto it by now. Check back and there’s the splendid beastie again!

I was buzzing all the way home. I’m going to go again soon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The Fire Within Werner Herzog has a more well known volcano documentary but this one is better.
He uses footage filmed by a couple who died in a pyroclastic flow (imagine Herzog saying that!) in Japan. Essentially it’s Herzog watching them watching volcanoes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Coca-Cola, Nestlé, Starbucks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Live Photos! They’re like the portraits in Harry Potter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bring the pain!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Heck sausage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I check them all and choose the nicest forecast

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That’s really nice thank you

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

Infinite money hack?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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