TokyoMonsterTrucker

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Poe's Law is killing it on this one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The dangly-but-not-dangling bits of the bracelet bangles appear to be attempting to tunnel into his tattoos. Gravity and anatomy: shit AI doesn't understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They are hard to open due to a vacuum seal. So just take a very small flathead screwdriver and put it under the lid, and apply a small amount of upward force to break the seal. The jar pops, releases the pressure, and now a toddler can open it. I use the nail file on my pocket Leatherman. Works every time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

By sharpening your claws on my sadness??? I don't know how preparing yourself to murder me will make me smile, but I admire your bloodlust, kitty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Super relaxing until you piss it off with your excessive snuggling and it gives you a face full of bile.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Theme: tell me you are 16 without telling me you are 16

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Christ those are fucking ugly. Guaranteed to be exclusively worn by elderly people and the worst kind of Trump-humping schmucks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

That's Xitter's last dying gasp, for me. I have only accessed it through Nitter for many months now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should also hate Joe Lieberman. He scuttled a public option for the ACA, which likely would have prevented a lot of the shenanigans insurance companies pull, as they would be competed right the fuck out of business with a robust public option. Japan has private and public insurance and costs are generally low for health care. Most kids get it completely free

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Holy shit, I haven't seen this template for YEARS. Pulled out of one dusty ass meme vault...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BUT MAH FREEDOMS!!!

At least the yokels stuck it to the libs before they had all their extra-depraved porn taken away.

 

Right wing tech moguls and a US Senator embraced now unmasked white supremacist. Obviously he's been on Tucker Carlson.

 

To the surprise of no one, California cops spend most of their time harassing taxpayers via traffic stops instead of work on solving actual crimes.

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