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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You can sink quite quickly quite hard. From POTUS to ordinary shoe sales person. Donald "Al Bundy" Trump was not something I had on my bingo card.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

How dare you? trump has never scored even a single touchdown, let alone four in one game!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not bashing Al Bundy, but I think it would be hilarious if we start referring to Trump as a shoe salesman from now on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Trump is a stinky shoe. It won't smell any better no matter how many times you sniff it. Just gotta put the shoe down and walk away. #Trump's true enemy is apathy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's not fair...he also trades off-brand Pokémon cards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Al was a better father.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's truly sad about this is that the same people who would buy golden sneakers from Trump will have already lost one or both of their feets to the diabeesus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ramona and Diabeezus

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Christ those are fucking ugly. Guaranteed to be exclusively worn by elderly people and the worst kind of Trump-humping schmucks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

And exclusively made in China.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They'd be good for a street performer.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

A ‘limited’ 1000x run for a 399$ shoe is a bit short of the 500m that he needs to come up with. It’s like Eric found out that he can get rebranded dropshit on aliexpress

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure this will be in a movie sometime soon. Some douchebag will be rocking these and be the most unforgivably shitty person in the plot arc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The Boys has already filmed this scene for season 4, I guarantee it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why are fascists so into selling shoes? Trump, Ye, Adidas...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cheap to make, so large profit margins

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plus, clever people save up for shoes that last decades. Stupid people save up for shoes the same price that last 6 months

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And to be clear, Al was a much better character than Donnie ever will be

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A feature of having no scruples, no shame and no class when in a position of cult power, is that this type of sociopath can keep milking the gullible for a shot of fresh cash, on a regular basis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The funniest part is that he is the literal golden calf the Bible warned about. Every stupid idea he has had prior has culminated into this ugly, golden shoe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Doesn't the gold on those shoes look spray painted to you?

That is going to crack when drying after the first bit of water splashed on them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah because he is broke in relative terms. Everyone thought it was really rich but it turned out he just lied about it all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Where do I bid 2¢?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago