Dude was camped out in the bushes waiting for Trump to get closer while golfing. Secret Service spotted him while doing a sweep and opened fire. How is that a nothing story?

I have one of these assholes next door. It could be 4 in the morning and said shit, revving in the driveway for ten+ minutes before riding off. Then you still have to wait for them to get a hold away before you get any peace. These same shit stains are always blasting classic rock through their tiny motorcycle speakers loud enough to hear over the already deafening exhaust.

But he's not even the worst offender on my street. There are three homes, each with more vehicles than driveway that have diesel trucks and wannabe race cars. For whatever reason these idiots all leave their shit idling for up to an hour at a time. It is not unusual for multiple vehicles to just be running at any given time day or night while my personal possessions vibrate uncontrollably. There may also be music blasting from one or more of these vehicles. The noise is the worst part but depending on the wind I also get exhaust fumes entering my bedroom when I'm just trying to exist.

If you guessed that this is in Florida you'd be right. Can't wait to escape this hellhole.

He says that like everyone is clamoring to go live on Mars. I just want food and shelter, can we start with that?

I was using a shower after every shit to wash properly.

This implies that we have jobs to begin with.

I feel like most intelligent people are now on the bidet bandwagon, but it still blows my mind how many people I know that still resist using one (even when readily available). Quit being fuckin disgusting!

Some of these same people wonder why their sex life is mediocre at best. Maybe it's your hygiene. Just sayin.

I use my knuckles for pretty much any object that is public. If I must pull a door handle I use my pinkie (or my foot if no one's looking).

Meanwhile "American" auto companies have been doing manufacturing in mexico for years.

Video Link:

https://youtu.be/pLKRKwmAtt8

Fuck the police. And fuck Miami/Dade police extra hard in particular. Their corruption is in competition with NYC and L.A.

Send this to Luis Rossman. He'll have a fieldday with this shit.

Officer Joshua Coleman chased and shot an 18 year old in the back while they ran. Then had the audacity to tell him "I’m going to save your life.". This is the fifth (as if this article) shooting that this lunatic has been involved in. He was previously found to have bent tip(s) on his badge, which is something cops do to mark their fatal shootings. ACAB.

They really need to STFU with this "Millennials" crap. The entire population aside from the rich are being affected by the now destroyed economy. Nobody is getting a house outside of unusual circumstances.