Also where the fuck is the EU at on this? Having to jump through hoops to use my windows pc is bothersome.

Yes, I'm also a Linux user, no, I don't use Arch.

Half a million doesn't seem like enough tbh

Watching this from Sweden and can only react with "what the actual fuck". That's weird and sad and unfathomable to me.

It's not supposed to do that?

Damn. Wish the rest of Europe would do it this big.

I believe it has roots in r/landlordlove. A ~~satire~~ Very Serious™ subreddit.

I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

I'm more surprised that around half of the advice had some

Those are premium windows 14 features.