Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

Also Android users:

It certainly is in Uvalde.

I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

It's planes all the way down.

...and give those boomers a heart attack?

There, I fixed it.

There is an app called “Zombies, run!” that literally uses the same idea, but with zombies instead of lions. It basically makes you listen to a story where you go looking for supplies and every so often, you get chased down by a horde of zombies and it uses your phone’s motion sensor to track whether you’re moving fast enough to escape them.

I have a feeling about how this will end