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Then it dawned on me.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I squinted at the baseball, wondering why it kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I spent all day trying to make a custard as bright as the sun....

... and then it set.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I snorted.

Take your upvote dad

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I hope it was(n't) cocaine...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

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this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024

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