Gork

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

The Holidays were much too short.

F to those of us who have to report back in to work today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

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There's also a 4,000 mAh battery and “1/4-20” threads for professional accessory mounting, such as Picatinny rails.” One could also use the threads for mounting the keyboard onto monitor arms and hand grips.

Picatinny rails.

I've always wanted to mount a scope to my keyboard lol.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I remember seeing people during the first Trump administration insisting that Trump was chosen by God.

This was in spite of him married three times, cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star, bragging about grabbing women by the pussy, and generally putting money above anything else beside his ego. When called out on it, the response was merely "I don't care."

Truly a bastion of moral values!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Never fight uphill me boys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I'm surprised he doesn't conflate mandate with man date. Because he would be opposed to the latter if he thought that's what the former meant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

How much wrapping paper would that take?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They probably "destroy" the marijuana (wink wink). But what do the cops do with the Mason jars?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If only the Holy Roman Empire carried on that tradition.

Of course, that might have something to do with it not being holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tracking him, to fire a SAM at him, no doubt.

The War on Christmas has only just begun.

 
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As much as I'd like to believe this... they probably have offshore tax haven accounts with money squirreled away in them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hail Santa!

 
 

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