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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nicholas was no saint, let me tell you what. I hear he's been delivering aid to the enemy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do you want Robot Santa? This is how we get Robot Santa.

Pic of the Futurama Robot Santa and his rocket launcher

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

🎶Santa Clause got shot down by an A-10. Dropping gifts at our house Christmas Eve. You can say there is no war on Christmas. But all the murdered reindeer disagree.🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How tf did an A 10 climb high enough and fast enough to catch santa?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We already abandoned the laws of physics at flying reindeer but more importantly, it fits. F-35, not so much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's a Soviet cockpit tho

You see where the material is lit on the right a bit, it's soviet cockpit blue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Soviet airplanes do not use artificial horison, they an actual representation of the airplane's orientation.

Also it's an F16 cockpit.

Also, preflare or something Santa. It's like you never even watched some tutorials! Get better you scrub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my defence, I was guessing from the thumbnail, as the picture does not load for me.

At least being confidently incorrect got me the right answer.

Ugyanitt bojler eladó

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kivehető ajtós NDK turmixgép nincs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sajnos kifogyott, csokoládé meg nem is volt!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

What people said: "Maybe we shouldn't have black Friday sales that end up with people killing each other over stupid bullshit?"

What was heard: "THE GROUP YOU DONT LIKE WANTS TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The true War on Christmas is fight in solidarity with Halloween and Thanksgiving in an effort to push Christmas back over the November/December border. It's a just and noble war, one which I both advocate and fight in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This image is obviously fake if you overlay all reindeers side-by-side they have the exact same outline. This was just one template reindeer which was copied five times. Also, if you look at the back of the sledge there’s some sort of light reflex at the side of it, despite being facing away from the light source. But most importantly, Santa does not carry oil. So why would the US military engage him?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He delivers presents to poor people instead of making them buy them and "help the economy"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago