[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago

only if harris somehow sneaks a bullhorn/megaphone onto the stage so she can still make sure those fuckers hear her when her mic "malfunctions".

fox deserves no respect.

You know how fascists are always projecting; the way he treats normal news agencies tells us all we need to know - it's exactly how we SHOULD be treating his pet agencies.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago

Trans-inclusive radical misogyny...

[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago

Ah, yeah, Venom is just a suit in the same way that a TARDIS is just a box, heh.

IIRC, isn't it that you don't actually wear a symobiote as much as it kinda completely absorbs you? Sort of like ... After a caterpillar goes inside a cocoon, it ... Dissolves. Into caterpillar goop. And then the goop reforms into a butterfly.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 5 months ago

i understand the sentiment and I appreciate the irony but medication is only as much a 'cure' for ADHD as 'having no legs' can be 'cured' by a wheelchair.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 6 months ago

close the lid.

now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.

[-] [email protected] 123 points 8 months ago

Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.

"Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body" that's what this whiny bitch sounds like.

No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.

[-] [email protected] 123 points 9 months ago

No worries, homie!

He gave you IMMORTALITY, didn't say nothin' about remaining conscious!

And while suffocation due to CO2 accumulation doesn't feel nice, HYPOXIA ON THE OTHER HAND FEELS AMAZING!

So:
step 1: shut off your oxygen feed and your suit heat
step 2: let the CO2 scrubbers do their job
step 3: breathe easy because you still have the ambient nitrogen mix component

pretty soon you're gonna feel floaty, dizzy, and giddy - you're gonna feel exhilarated, a real I CAN DO IT vibe - and then as a tingly and warm sensation engulfs your entire body, you will begin to feel HELLA sleepy.

then your immortal body will go into a state of persistent dormancy, preserved by the cold, purified by the radiation.

if you are EVER found (assuming you ever are... and if you aren't, you won't be in any condition to care!) and your rescuers expose you to an atmosphere your body can actually use, you will AWAKEN and be able to pick up however many days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, or millennia later, and resume living a life, even if it isn't necessarily the one you once knew.

[-] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago

Chrome succeeded in killing Internet Explorer, but it turned out to be a Wheatley-Replaces-GLaDOS situation...

[-] [email protected] 122 points 10 months ago

at least they aren't discriminatory...?

[-] [email protected] 123 points 11 months ago

not only is it tragic that these devs were so mistreated, but it sucks even more that they went through all that bullshit to produce such a WET TURD

[-] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago

Oh boyyyy can't wait to hear from the Tankies going NUH UH THOSE ARE FAKE AND/OR RUN BY UKRAINIANS ON RUSSIAN-SPEAKING PEOPLE THIS IS EVIDENCE OF UKRAINIANS COMMITTING GENOCIDE OR ITS THE CIA COMRADE PUTIN WOULD NEVER DO THIS

SOURCE: TRUST ME BRO

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[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

This is why we need to arm ourselves - because the right wing chud lunatics are out for blood.

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