Afghaniscran

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's taking your milk for dairy product replacements

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The gate that goes both ways

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)

No, no I can't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Caught in a landslide?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they are whale skulls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn't be an issue.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they've had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

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Dungeon Seed (feddit.uk)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Where do you enter it? I haven't got one to hand but I see it a lot and I assume theres somewhere you can enter it to go back to that level and continue from there.

Edit: I'm using shattered so that could be a thing, maybe.

 

Alt text: Uncovering the meaning behind the surreal imagery requires a closer look at the symbolism and personal context of the dream. Similar to other unsettling dreams such as losing at a slot machine, riding a scooter, losing the ability to speak, seeing a purple woman with wings and eating berries, dreams about faces being ripped off carry a unique message that can provide insight into our psyche

 

Are there any celebrities that are confirmed to be using lemmy?

I know celebs have used Reddit, have any followed us to Lemmy that are confirmed. For example I know Adam from mythbusters was an active redditor or Arnold Schwarzenegger etc. Do we know if any have came along with us

 

So basically I'm a college teacher and I've been doing it for less than a year, our new set of learners has multiple people with ADHD and honestly they are fantastic people and they have great input for the lessons but they're also very disruptive at times.

I just want advice from people in the same boat on what I can do to be better for them. I never expected for a single day in my life that I would become a teacher so I don't really know what I'm doing in this situation and I don't want to be a dick about it cos it's not their fault.

Thanks in advance.

 
 
 
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