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What do you mean, "imagine"? Have you met the British?
Sadly, yes 🥲
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Yes we've had boss, but what about second boss? Viscountsies?
And then he eats your slow old dad with that kid and they sing a little song about it.
~it's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiife~
I like it when the boss who shows off his son to the employees tells his son later on that it's okay to eat the employees because philosophy.
People into royals do this yea
Well he's your king, king of Pride Land. Don't ask him how he become king though
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?
It's a swallow
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swallows?
European or African?
I don't know that!
Waking up early to look at animals is my favorite thing about being in Africa.
Yay fudalism.
Elephants for President
Elephants? I'm sorry that's just wrong. They trample over everything. I think you'll find my fine fellow Mister Zebra over here is a far more suitable candidate 🦓
Yet you will find that the true power is held by the parliament of owls.
Do they even give a hoot? 🦉
They give SEVERAL hoots!
They don't care, though 🤷
I know an especially frightening owl that does.
There's a Babar remake. But he was an autocratic totalitarian.
Giraffe for pm!
Elephants miss the fine details of the world.
I'd suggest owls instead, they look wise.
Lion king is a out LGBT+ couple raising a kid and prove i qas worng
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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