This has not bean your best day
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans
The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.
Where did the nacho cheese come from?
It's not part of the spill
That's just your keyboard cheese?
🙄👉👈
You're only beginning to ask the right questions. Look deeper.
The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.
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I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11
NSFMR
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.
Get them back in the safe right fucking now.
Bean-master level unlocked!
at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk
Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!
Follow me for more financial tips!
How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
I've bean there before
RIP.
Bean nice knowing you
IT’S BEAN TIME!!
And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.
Come on guys, the beans go in the safe