[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

"Yeah, I'm okay. But the front fell off."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

At sea? A chance in a million!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

British people prolly call this "Nuts and Bolts" or ~~something~~ summat.

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

The fact that she didn't have an exit strategy and had to ask cops to help get her loose is the cherry on this deliciously stupid sundae.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna pull a Zuckerberg and rename something common that I didn't invent so that people start using the name I invented for it in the hopes that my invented name transcends the sociocorporate zeitgeist and it becomes the only name people use for it.

Have you ever felt let down by the world? Have you ever noticed that it was just a little out of focus? That its colors could stand to be a little more crisp?

Then get ready for the Ocuverse™️. In 2025, you will see things in an entirely new way. For the first time ever, you will be able to transform your dull and lifeless world into one of dynamic vibrance. Never before have you been able to perceive more then 30 frames per second, in 16 million colors, all with crystal clarity. With an impressive lineup of frames to choose from, our patented and exclusive Oculenses™️ will shift your perception of reality.

Don't get left in the periphery. Join the OCUVERSE™️.

...they're GLASSES, motherfucker.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sell all your stuff at the uh, forgot the name

Sovereigns

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love onions. They're flaky, edible baseballs that make your lookin' spheres sad.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's NW of Houston, TX which means hot and humid as all fucking get out in the summer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd let you know how much I spend in electricity through PGE, but...

  1. I just recently moved in, so I don't have good data for you yet, and

  2. Portland General Electric ≠ Pacific Gas & Electric

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Danielle Fishel, the actress who played the character Topanga Lawrence on the show Boy Meets World, is married to a comedian named Jensen Karp, who tweeted that he found shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

After his tweet went viral, writer Melissa Stetten alleged that he was an abuser and stated that other women had reached out to share their own allegations against Karp with her.

Karp being a "milkshake duck" refers to a June 2016 tweet from Aussie cartoonist Ben Ward which read

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! 5 seconds later We regret to inform you the duck is racist

It gave a name to the phenomenon of seemingly harmless individuals' sordid pasts being called out after a brief brush with fame.

On March 24, 2021, Twitter user @BudrykZack tweeted "Shrimp Cereal Topanga Husband is a MeToo milkshake duck". The accompanying image is taken from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called Darmok and is of the character named Darmok who is a member of the Tamarian species which speaks only in metaphors.

"MeToo" refers to the worldwide Me Too movement, that began in 2017, through which survivors of sexual assault and victims of sexual harrassment - mostly women - have come forward to admit to announce their victim hood in order to bring to light how common such assaults are and to demand an end to rape culture.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

My favorite piece of text from a few years ago that I was disgusted to be able to parse was "Shrimp cereal Topanga husband is a Me Too milkshake duck."

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One is Game, Set, Match and the other is the Match Game Set.

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You will now sing every new limerick you hear for the rest of your life.

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It opened in 1931 and underwent a major renovation in 1997. Apparently, the water usage is sustainable (see below), but it still doesn't excuse the fact, in my mind, that continuing to support the upkeep of a green-ass golf course at the edge of Death Valley shows how out-of-whack its patrons are with the changing climate.

"In an area as hot and dry as Death Valley, balancing water usage with conservation requires significant planning. Furnace Creek and its namesake resort exist in their location because natural spring water flows from nearby mountain ranges to create an oasis. By routing the water from one point to others, the resort’s goal is to use the same molecules of water for several purposes. The spring-fed water is first used at the Inn to irrigate gardens and supply the swimming pool which was designed with a flow-through system that minimizes chemical use. That water then continues downhill to the Ranch where it fills the ponds on the golf course, providing habitat for local and migratory wildlife. The water in the ponds then irrigates the golf course." - How Xanterra’s Furnace Creek Resort is Sustainable, greenlodgingnews.com

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"Nikki Haley says she'll vote for Trump.

The former South Carolina governor's remarks were her first on the matter since she dropped out of the presidential race. But she stopped short of formally endorsing her former rival." - npr.org

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tl;dr - House Republicans are targeting socially responsible investing, including investments that take into account environmental concerns like climate change.

And that’s a threat to them, because what they’re trying to do is to basically stop people from looking at the climate risk from the oil companies. And they’re saying, “Don’t look up.” They’re saying, “Put your head in the ground.” And what we’re saying is, “We need the freedom to invest.” Like, they’re trying to suppress our freedom to be able to make logical, good business choices. And in doing so, at the state level, their harming their own citizens. - Andrew Behar, CEO of non-profit group As You Sow which promotes corporate responsibility through shareholder advocacy, speaking to Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! - March 29, 2024

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Had to supplement her $42,000 per year teacher salary with OF and made nearly $1 million in six months (almost 50 times as her salary) before the school caught wind of it and forced her to resign. Got a new job out of education and was fired five days later when they discovered news articles about her.

Edit: To those basically saying she had it coming because she made her OF account public...

  1. Sex work is real, valid work.
  2. There is nothing wrong with sex work. Sex-shaming is Puritanical horseshit.
  3. "But her students could find her OF!" is a problem their parents should have to solve. It is not her responsibility to use an alias, because of points 1 and 2.
  4. Every other argument criticizing her for her sex work during her non-teaching hours is fucking moot.
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