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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago

Should've organized them alphabetically too

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Much better to organize it by water systems, with some additional divisions for the Mississippi system ans consolidation of smaller systems not seperated by mountain ranges.

Edit: (Image credit: Robert Szucs, Fejetlenfej/Imgur)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What, kind sir, is the source of this beautiful piece of mappery?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Seems to be this.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

No wonder it's called the mighty Mississippi. It's huge!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some choices were definitely made here.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So the states get gradually smaller as you go north? Got it.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I would have gone with straight lines, not these weird curved ones.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This somehow feels like a joke about map projections that would make its way into Futurama

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

That's really high praise, thanks! Made my day.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

Uh oh. Looks like someone messed with Texas.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I moved from Pennsylvania back home to Minnesota a decade ago. Didn't expect it to move back to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol. California just became The State of Los Angeles

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Gerrymanderers hate this one trick...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I see we've forgotten our non-contiguous siblings.

But more to the point, why not just arrange them alphabetically while we're here?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ooo, I like this! Now I want to see a map where the area of each state is proportional to its population, but still fitting together in a recognizable way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

You're looking for a Cartogram!

Something like this!

Or this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Since it’s not my country I vote for going diagonally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

How about squiggles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm not sure which state is furthest from it's original position, but Indiana seems quite far from home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Delaware is in the U.P.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

This hurts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Arkansas straight up deleted from existence.

Edit: it’s west of Oklahoma!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can't believe someone finally won the Toledo War. Really didn't expect it to be Rhode Island

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

tears up gambling ticket

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We are just gonna give South Carolina the outer banks? No. Redraw these lines, pls thnx

South Carolina is Worst Carolina and they deserve nothing but the highway that runs through the state so people can get out quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Maine be like "You guys changed the map?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I love this map. It breaks my brain in so many ways!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

There are now two Kansas Cities in Ohio

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

[ANGRY PENNSYLVANIAN NOISES]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At first I was pissed thinking I don't want to live in Virginia or Maryland then I was like why the hell is Maryland south of Virginia?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Georgia and Florida are already kind of like that, culturally speaking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

New Jersey moves to Minnesota. That...

Yeah that tracks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I guess we're just moving New Orleans to Galveston, Biloxi can take over the old location, though personally it feels very threatening to have Mississippi move back to me!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This is delightful chaotic organization.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Boooooo!

Edit: I am pleased Ohio is in Oklahoma now.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what giving NJ a giant flaccid water dong that just barely enters Virginia is supposed to symbolize, but I'm here for it.

I think.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Made New York even richer and more influential, while nerfing most of the competition.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I like this - it puts the Midwest where I assumed it was, before finding out that it's actually where I would want to call the 'Mideast'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

texas could honestly be a bit smaller. other states could make better use of that space

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ain't no way south Dakota is that far left

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

The idea that Connecticut shares a border with Alabama and SC is fundamentally cursed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

NTY, I do not want to live where Ohio is.

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