Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.

Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.

Pink, you can control any situation with that.

You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say "Poop", they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them... Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it's you doing this.

You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them one more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who's gonna believe him?

Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?

The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.

Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.

I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.

I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.

Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can't express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you're now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.

Who tf is choosing anything but pink?!?

Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn't return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you're getting the poopy pants.

I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.

Jeez. All you mean people.

I'd take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.

I would take the pink one, then find my least favourite people and make the infinite poop copypasta into reality...

Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.

Do they have to have poop in them or does it spawn some inside them? That's necessary information.

Imagine being surrounded by cops and just saying "get sharted!" And running away while the cops cry and moan in excremental pain

The Sharter strike again

I like that it's "Forced". If it was just "make people shit themselves", it would just happen and then they'd wonder what's going on But Forced implies they're fighting it, it implies resistance. That's kinda messed up.

I mean, it’s not even a contest

Choose One?

That question mark ❓ suggests the option I could take them all instead if I wanted...

Force people to poop on command - I'd have xin jinping on speed dial

the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.

It's only chaotic evil if you use it as such.

Could work as a televangelist for constipated people.

Allow me to introduce my little friend:

My Super-name would have to be Shitstorm

Definitely pink, I would be the most powerful man on Earth.

People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.