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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!

[–] [email protected] 250 points 1 week ago

If it’s a legitimate assault, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you carry a sign reading "you deserve to be raped" then you can't complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think "you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat" is an understandable response to "you deserve to be raped".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say, it's too mild a response, but anything within the line, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No one deserves to be hurt. Unfortunately, some people do ask for it.

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did deserve it. If you advocate for pointless violence you deserve it back at you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

No, he deserves to be rehabilitated in a facility that can reeducate him from his backwards beliefs.

Unfortunately we are limited by our material conditions, so instead he gets hit with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look, I have neither the time nor the resources to teach you a lesson, so I'm just gonna have to beat the lesson into you with this bat."

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

Literally yes. It seems people are unfamiliar with this type of grift, which was made popular by the Westboro Baptist Church. Show up somewhere and say the most inflammatory (but not directly threatening) things possible until somebody gets fed up and assaults you, then sue that person for damages.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You know, there's a secret trick to not getting sued for assaulting them...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Sneak into thier house and poison all of thier food?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I disagree. There are definitely people who deserve to be hurt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once your personal beliefs start invading others personal space, we start with a firm no thank you but sometimes some folks won’t stop until you escalate to the top. Never wanted but sometimes necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Have you ever seen those situations where you just walk in and know your going to have to start right at the top and work your way down though....

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I'd argue quite a number of people deserve to be hurt, and this prick is definitely one of them.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Counterpoint: Jimmy Carter made it to 100.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Tabitha Brubaker has been charged felony assault and marijuana possession

Boooo, fuck off with the weed charge on there too

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

thems be fightin' words

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's ridiculous that it's not a viable defense now. They've empowered bullies from childhood onwards.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because the state has a monopoly on violence.

You are not allowed to do violence yourself, you must petition the government to do violence for you. And the government will decide how and when it is appropriate to do violence on your behalf.

So, for example, a white nationalist Nazi saying all women deserve to be raped is not a justifiable reason to do violence.

But a brown person living peacefully where oil is IS reason to do violence. Ok?

A group of people demanding that all LGBTQ+ people be sterilized or executed, no reason to do violence.

Those people defending themselves, now we need to do violence. Got it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was trying to not be angry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is why it's also perfectly legal to stand in front of a health insurance company headquarters with signs advocating for further CEO shootings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'm not going to try that, since that woman was arrested for talking to a health fund employee in a way that reminded them of the shooting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

No see because that hurts money's feelings.

So that's gonna get some violence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Society would be so much better if people exercised their grievances with vigilante violence, amirite?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

I mean, strutting around with his cranium exposed like that, it was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BONK go to ~~horny~~ actual jail

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That is absolutely horrific, disgusting and vile. Has anyone checked if the bat is ok?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's still standing in the picture, we should let her try again

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Hit him again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I literally said "FUCK YES" out loud when I read this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Now time to be around him with a sign reading, “You deserve to be hit on the head with a bat.” I’m certain he’d agree.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I've been playing far too much brawl stars. I heard the "wack" in my head and exhaled air out muh nose. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I mean, if anyone deserves to be raped it is someone holding a sign threatening rape

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