FordBeeblebrox

Because after looking at my checking account and seeing Hulu, prime with various channels and Netflix every month, I bought a VPN yearly subscription and sail the high seas instead of adding another recurring charge for a service that will inevitably lose shows or splinter into yet another app

Dispatch call for backup, the pumpkin is coming right at me!

Especially since we’ve kept a naval base/prison on a corner of the island the whole time, yay Murica.

Gotta keep those grooves clean so the blade doesn’t bind on the way down

Every time I see one of his shit takes on here for a moment a think of the actor Matt Walsh and think “oh no the funny guy is a shitbag?!”

But no it’s always this other asshole, at least I hope

Vote by mail should be a federal mandate, let’s take all the money going to Israel and give it to the USPS instead for upgrades.

My family is kinda split 50/50 politically but everyone spends time in one branch or another. That cognitive dissonance is fucking mind blowing when it’s your relative in uniform spouting the rhetoric of these stochastic terrorist shitbags

Somewhat ironic username considering that’s exactly what every conservative is, smile and vote to fuck your buddy over. I’d be another on the not guilty

I’ll bring the Murphy’s wood oil and get that frame polished up real nice

They are anti-women

They want live babies who grow up to be dead soldiers.

Even if the whole team is actually in the conference room…it’s one dude with a laptop who struggles to get the display working for 10 min then proceeds to just read the PowerPoint out loud.

None of this required me putting on pants or being part of traffic.

Keep Purdy healthy and improve the line, the D is out for blood like always just let them cook