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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For any wondering, no, that's not a coincidence. He is Marine Le Pen's father.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I don't agree with the idea of punishing people for their parent's crimes, they may turn out alright in spite of their relationship to their parents. That has no bearing on Marine, tho. Hope France does everything in their power to keep her away from anything that counts as influence, tho.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Jean-Marie Le Pen

He's 96 and still alive

That's awful!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Roman Polankski is 91 and still kicking.

I feel like the universe's Karma Police needs new recruitment or leadership or something.

People who do shit like that, evade justice then live that long shouldn't be allowed to happen. The way light can't escape a black hole, degenerate and violent people shouldn't be able to escape justice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No one is too old to taste a bat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Counterpoint: Jimmy Carter made it to 100.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

True, and Betty White to 99, just a couple weeks plus change from her 100th.

They're very much the EXCEPTION rather than the rule, though..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Only the good die young" logically implies that good people can live a long time, but bad people will never die young. A counterexample would be someone who was an absolute shitbag and also died young.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Statistically speaking some of those kids with cancer have to be assholes, right? Some of those assholes might turn out bad, if they lived.

I guess one could argue they weren't completely bad when they died since they were kids.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

How many deaths do you think Jimmy was responsible for being a peanut farmer?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Jimmy "I invented the Contras and moved them posing as Red Cross" Carter?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I used to think that was just a saying but now that I'm in my 40s, it has generally held true, and it suuuucks.