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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Looking for a sugar daddy?

[–] [email protected] 179 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (15 children)

When you try to hit on someone but your charisma is −5.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

literally me except the hitting on someone part

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Being a shitty warlock is a hard life.

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[–] [email protected] 194 points 3 days ago (36 children)

1: This girl seems cool.

2: BATTERIES ARE $220 NOW?!?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Went to check if they were cheaper at Walmart, found they were 70-140 for a normal lead acid battery.

It popped up with an ad asking me to do a free month trial of Walmart+ or what not. I was like why would I want this. And the FIRST line wasn't about free delivery, cheaper gas prices or some shit, it was 25% percent off Burger King daily. (Guessing they say daily so you don't stand outside and give everyone 25% off on the drive thru.). But still... Why the fuck is fast food charging so much that they can afford to throw another 25% to Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Just paid 350 canuck bucks for an AGM battery for a regular old RAV4.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

I replaced my car battery a few years ago thinking it was just going to be $50. $175 later...

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

To be fair, they seem to be better than they used to. My car hit 200k not too long ago and still has its original battery. I have no problems with it but I remember having much newer batteries where it was a gamble on cold mornings if it would start. Purely anecdotal though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

270k checking in, factory battery

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

My car has 130k and I keep wondering when the battery is going to die, because when I was younger they didn't last this long and I just kinda forgot about it until it occurred to me recently.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't ever buy batteries from an auto parts store. Find a hole in the wall hardware store or a rural king or something like that and you'll get them way cheaper

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Just go to Walmart lol there's always like 100 free ones in the parking lot

Just need a crowbar and you're golden

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

My guess is they had 6% sales tax and she rounded down on the output.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The price per battery goes up if you buy in bulk? WTF?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is probably some US nonsense where the battery was $220 without tax, and the value at the register for the 99 batteries was with tax.

Needless to say: 🤢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Or OP meant to say one was $230 and 99 was $22,000.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wait that’s more expensive per unit than one. Ya gotta throw a dog a bone in bulk.

She’s seems cool tho

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

As a native english speaker this

Ya gotta they’re a dog a bone at bulk

is just [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

*you gotta throw a dog a bone at bulk

Lol

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that with sales tax included?

220 x 99 = 21,780

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

Thought for sure this was a Dull Men's Club post

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I feel the math is wrong but maybe I just don’t know enough about car batteries

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (12 children)

i remember when the same fucking battery was $80

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

I did something similar in the early '90s, but it was a carved wooden eagle at Busch Gardens. When I hit the sub total button the P.O.S. system for the whole park crashed because it was around a million dollars. lmao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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