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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

this is why health reporting requirements should be made publicly available prior to election, imo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago

Hmm I see. Her generation continues to be an utter fucking embarrassment when it comes to politics.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Who's been doing her job since then? There is no way that can be legal. I'd bet the farm the same thing is happening to Mitch McConnell. No way that old bag of dust and bones is competent enough to do his job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 minutes ago

Kind of crazy how I get fired if I miss one day of work but senators can just not show up for weeks

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The interns have been accepting all the bribes and spending it on beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Heyheyhey! In America we call those "bribes" free speech for corporations. Bribes are illegal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't tell mom ~~the babysitter's dead~~ the Congresswoman's senile

[–] [email protected] 2 points 41 minutes ago

I’d watch this movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

As a rep, her only job is to vote. She hires staff to carry out other responsibilities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

If only more GQP congresspersons were like her.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Some presidential candidates ripen before the election. Its natural.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 13 hours ago

This seems like a pretty important job to not just shuffle the person doing it into an old folks home! Like come on!
Literally a limited number per state. Even an midmanager would get called for running out of PTO way before then.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

Dont take amphetamines to fit into that old red dress

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

sounds like she's clearly just getting in touch with the local population

[–] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Why not have a cut off age?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Asking people with power to give up that power willingly almost never works, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Not asking, making it the rule

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 minutes ago

Great thinking!

I'll just check exactly who makes the rules, one second...

Man, you won't believe this, but the old hags that would have their careers end are the same ones in charge of systemic changes.

Who would have thought.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But that's the problem - they make the rules and they're not going to make up rules to their own detriment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Have we tried insisting firmly? Asking rhetorically because no we haven't

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago

That would put everyone voting for it out of a job.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Is this what they mean by Reaganism?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So? I'm MUCH Happier with my Tax Dollars going to HER Salary then to Feeding Starving American Children!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Salaries for these folks is minuscule compared to expenses of War. Focus on what matters.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

She’ll be the 2028 president

[–] [email protected] 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

She's a she. Doesn't have a chance.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Ooooooh, I like it! It's like The Truman Show, except way dumber.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Her aids were probably running the show for years. What happens with these congress critters is that they create a support network around themselves to do the real work while they campaign for the next election. It gets to the point that the congress member themselves becomes superfluous. If it goes on long enough, they fall into dementia, but the aids don't want to start over again with someone new, so they just tote their boss around from time to time like Weekend at Burnie's. It happened with Dianne Feinstein. It's probably happening with Mitch McConnell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Also with Trump, Regan... the list goes on.

Now that the election(and America) is over, I'm willing to openly agree with Biden being in mentally not there. Gerontocracy always lead to a decline in a nation.

If it's acceptable to have a minimum age to vote or hold office, it should also be acceptable to have a maximum age. Retired senior citizens shouldn't get to decide matters such as worker's rights or environmental issues.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It’s ~~probably~~ definitely happening with Mitch McConnell.

ftfy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Probably, but I haven't heard much from him in a while. In my defense, he has done something terrible recently, a lot of terrible things have been happening. It's hard to keep track.

Not that the election is over, I'm also willing to throw Biden on the pile. More then a few times in the past few years, he's done things that remind of me of my old, conservative acquaintances. Biden pardoning the Kids for Cash asshole cemented that.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 17 hours ago

People from her office absolutely knew where she was, they just didn't bother telling anybody else.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

She is in Congress, not the Senate - so there’s a couple hundred more of them in general, and not all of them turn up to work every day.. so it’s not hard to lose one for 6 months and not notice.

Especially when they’re Republicans, since they do sweet fuck all most days anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Find out who’s funding your current representative, and see if you can ass kiss even harder!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ewwww gross

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Let's talk about that woman later. Wtf is going on in Texas?? "An amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1" what did that person do that they put that on the agenda? Why is it possible to set a salary that low?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Realize that's she's a US house member, not a state legislature member. They were trying to defund the EPA in general by reducing salaries for individuals to $1 and it wasn't just Texas.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

Which is funny, because both Texas and Oklahoma ignore the EPA anyway. The Oklahoma turnpike authority is trying to pollute Norman’s drinking water, and build a turnpike through land that endangered toads live on. They aren’t conducting any sort of environmental impact assessment, because Oklahoma gave them permission not to. Texas has probably hundreds, if not thousands, of improperly shut down oil wells which spew all kinds of pollution.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

From what I see his name was Jake Li and he was attempting to safeguard endangered species against pesticides. So... His position is now vacant. Guessing Texas couldn't stand for it

He/they released this, so maybe I would have to more digging to gain further understanding.

https://texasfarmbureau.org/epa-releases-final-endangered-species-herbicide-strategy/

Edit: it appears he was "brought in" to that position when Biden entered office, and he is moving to the Department of Interior's fish and wildlife division. I suspect that they knew the upcoming and current cuts to the EPA would thin them out and the Fish and Wildlife department is less likely to be gone after, as that's who you get your hunting/fishing etc licenses from. I imagine the establishment that gives out licenses to shoot animals for fun, isn't likely to be targeted by Republicans

[–] [email protected] 256 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (18 children)

To be fair, dementia is not much of a hindrance for making GOP policies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Texas GOP sees this as an absolute win

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because she's in a hospital and that shits expensive in the US.

Hopefully your employer can't just fire you if you get sick?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Pretty sure Congress members get universal single payer healthcare for life

Okay, spoke out of turn... They get insurance like any other gov employee... Their mostly just all on Medicare

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