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She’ll be the 2028 president
She's a she. Doesn't have a chance.
She doesn’t know that
Ooooooh, I like it! It's like The Truman Show, except way dumber.
Sorry, American CEO Musk will have eliminated that unnecessary office by then.
And really, it wasn't generating very good revenue for the shareholders any more. The board suggested going in a new direction.