Thanks, I hate it.

Anon triggers existential crises throughout Lemmy

I spent a solid 30 seconds looking for Saddam Hussein.

This is why I finally left, because the asshole started removing his volunteer moderators and replacing them with employees for the crime of protesting his lies and slander of app developers who brought in hundreds of thousands of users, many of whom are now reading this comment because they're no longer on that sinking ship of a site.

Fuck spez.

Everyone? You sure? Just off the top of my head, I've witnessed:

1. A fellow millennial recently calling his tower "the modem".

2. A user who thinks a computer experiencing a "crash", as in the unexpected termination of a process, means everything on the hard drive was just lost.

3. A teacher who swears their fiber optic internet connection always slows down when it rains.

4. A family member who thinks cell phones are actually miraculous.

5. An IT director who decided to save time while rewiring an entire school district's network by forgoing patch panels completely, terminating hundreds of CAT-6 cables (which he first laid directly on top of the drop ceiling grid) with RJ45 connectors plugged straight into switches, labeling each with masking tape.

6. A police officer who called his chief and supervisor over to his desk in order to explain that he discovered a massive vulnerability on the agency website, demonstrating the risk by showing them how he was able to change some text with the browser's element inspector.

7. A software developer who only used Internet Explorer (years ago when Chrome was still arguably the best option) because "Google tracks you". He was later sentenced to decades in federal prison for organizing the production of CSAM on the surface web, not the darknet, mostly over Craigslist.

Thought it was just me. Used to have at least twice this many in my old office:

In case anyone else was wondering:

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Ackshually, with only a few exceptions -- and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren't blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

"We need to stop the testing so we don't have so many COVID cases."

Mine is "It hertz when IP"

A former web developer, he had been searching for something more adventurous.

When you're so sick of end users that you'd rather be stung by fucking murder hornets.