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[–] bquintb@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

THEY SEE ME CRANKIN'...

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Okay well maybe not the 17 year old

Edit: hmm... depends on context

EVERYONE'S ALLOWED IN THE PACK, BROTHER!!! AS LONG AS YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS ABLE TO CRANK YOU'LL CRANK IT, AND IF IT AIN'T WE'LL FIX IT!!! AROOOOO!!!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO

[–] sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

🔥🫸📃 ✍️ 🔥

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

AAAARROOOOOOO!

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'all need female friends

Or jesus

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then let's post memes to that effect :)

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!

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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!

I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Boys cranking their hoooog

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!

THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!

AROOOOOO!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!

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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community

[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

👍

BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

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